Young Scally lad Pete heard the local Salford five-a-side Soccer Club were recruiting for new players. Shame he turned up late, and the manager isn't happy. Orderd to get undressed and into his footiekit, it isn't long before Pete gets a penalty shoot-out, right up his fit scally arsehole. This is one team that knows how to get down and dirty, the pitch isn't the only field they play on, once these pervy rascal lads get the horn. Any hole's a goal now.